Daily Dose 03.30

* Iranian Revolutionary Guard douche bags still holding kidnapped British military personnel. If they’re going to make our female sailors wear dumb headscarfs and force confessions out of them, the next time Iranian diplomats want to enter the EU, those monkeys should be made to shave their beards and admit they’re only here for whisky, prostitutes and to stash siphoned off money into Swiss bank accounts.(DailyMail)

* Anti-ageing cream sells out across the UK after getting a good review on a BBC science programme.(DailyExpress)

* Opponents of a £2billion redevelopment of Kings Cross take their case to the High Court. Kings Cross could certainly do with a makeover.(BBCNews)

* Network Rail fined £4million for the 1999 Paddington rail crash that killed 31 people.(EveningStandard)

* One in eight NHS staff say they’ve experienced violence from patients in the past year. Hand out more drugs might be the answer.(Reuters)

* The House of Lords vetoes new casinos in Britain. Un-elected chamber of parliament still treating the public like they’re inexperienced children.(Telegraph)