Daily Dose 05.01

* England football captain John Terry’s girlfriend filmed herself giving birth to their twins on her mobile phone. Why so classy.(TheSun)

* The lemmings were out in force again in London last night after Top Shop launched a range of clothes with Kate Moss’s name on it. They could have collected all her dumps from the last month, called it Shit by Kate Moss and women would still be stampeding over themselves to buy it.(Independent)

* BBC tv shows to be available online.(Telegraph)

* Council tax, which everyone pays every month for services including rubbish collection, will have to rise by £150 a year if residents still want weekly rubbish collections in London. Typical exhortion from this Labour government.(EveningStandard)

* Tony Blair might put everyone out of their misery and announce when he’s going to quit as Prime Minister next week.(DailyMail)

* Barbra Streisand to cane her fans with ticket prices of up to £500 for her London show this summer.(ITVNews)