* The Queen to officially open the Emirates Stadium. She’s always been a fan (BBCNews)
* Borat has the London premiere of his new movie after the police chase all the Jews and Gypsies out of Leicester Square, Jagshemash (DailyMail)
* Department of Transport ok’s extension of Dockland’s Light Railway to Olympic Park. Seb Coe says ‘thank f**k for that’ (BBCNews)
* Heathrow named as world’s worst airport, Singapore the best. Hard to argue (Guardian)
* Kensington jewellers can’t put up CCTV stills of serial thief because it infringes her human rights. Apparently stealing is a human right in Britain, then again so is breaking into people’s homes and murder (Evening Standard)
* MP’s claimed £85million in expenses last year, £122,677 each. Not surprising, have you seen London pub prices (SkyNews)
* London to get fleet of hybrid buses, half a tank of diesel and when that runs out the passengers will have to push it (Guardian)
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