Daily Dose 11.22

* Romanian newspaper responds to British fears of mass Romanian immigration after they join the EU by listing the reason’s Romanians shouldn’t move to the UK. ‘Awful weather, street violence, English women, English men, Londonistan, Pakistanis with rucksacks filled with explosives, food and warm beer’. Can’t argue with that, they’re the reasons most Brits want to get the hell out(SkyNews)

* Ken Livingstone says despite Olympic budget set to go off the scale, everything is in fact going to plan. If the plan’s to spend as much money as they can he’s right(BBCNews)

* First terrestrial tv ad for sex toys to be shown on Channel’s 4 and Five, a £5.99 vibrating penis ring. Nice(EveningStandard)

* Police to use mobile electronic fingerprint reader to check people’s prints on the spot. why don’t they just get it over with and make everyone have an id chip insert when you’re born(ITVNews)

* Scientologists cosying up to City of London police, what can they be after(Reuters)

* London bus travel free to under 18’s. if they’re in education(TheLondoner)