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We've been constantly told a terrorist attack is imminent on Britain, it's only a matter of time. Judging by the performance of Scotland Yard over the weekend, it should be a walk in the park for the Al Qaeda boys.

A private birthday party for Prince Willliam at Windsor Castle. Hundreds of police and security people on hand, should be no problem. Then a guy dressed in ball gown with a turban and a fake beard, calling himself Osama gets up on stage and grabs the mike.

This character was filmed by lots of TV news cameras parading outside the castle hours before hand, shouting to the crowd. Then he’s over the wall, gives a story to the police and is shown inside. No wonder crime in this country is out of control, if the cops see this guy trying to get into a party where the Queen is and think ‘yeah, he looks ok’.

The image that comes to mind is Laurel and Hardy in Met. Police uniforms.

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