Look guys while you’re bashing away at the keyboard, thinking about where to take your potential date to make the right impression, forget the fancy restaurant or trendy bar, do what nature intended and follow your instincts to the football. Apparently after taking her to the match you’ll be whispering in her ear in the morning ‘there’s plenty more where that came from’.
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Why do Canucks do it doggie style?
So they can both watch hockey.
Nick
I heard one of the best places to hook up was the laundromat. Makes sense. You’re hanging out in a mellow mood, both bored out of your tree, Newsweek is 3 monthes out of date and the sports pages don’t have the results you like. What else are you going to do….talk to the fox washing her undies.
Nick
This is a great site, guys, for the mind to reach higher, not necessarily better, plateaux.
Actually, as far as the laundromat goes, I once talked to the guy staring at the three-month old Newsweek, and by the end of our washing venture, he’d put my underwear on his head and ran round the perimeter of the laundromat. Made me laugh my ass off, but I can’t say it really put me in the mood. Just some words of wisdom from the laundromat
Keep up the good work, guys.
London News
Mystery Woman, you don’t know this yet, but there is plenty more to come.
Fucking great line Chris - Nick and I are pissing ourselves in Bali.
peace you pommie bastard.