Red carded

Don’t get any funny ideas, O’Neill. I will not streak for beer at our game this weekend.

Why not, it’ll be the quickest way to raise your profile with the media over here.

I’ll think about it. Especially since I lost some weight last weekend. It must’ve been all that walking, because all I was consuming was coffee, cakes, beer, and Mexican food.

That’s my kind of diet, but remember if anyone ever points a camera at you that’ll add 10lbs.

I’ve lost seven in the past two weeks, so it’ll almost even out. And, I just found out that my “right side” is my good side. So from now on I’ll take all pictures from that angle.