‘The master of love’

The lover of England football coach Sven Goran Eriksson has been all over the papers this weekend dishing all the dirt on what they got up to.

Perhaps the most illuminating thing Faria Alam said was how before she and Sven had sex for the first time he cleared away what they’d had for dinner and loaded the dishwasher.

I’ve never thought he should get fired from his job because he was sleeping with an FA secretary, but he should because he’s not a great coach. This encounter with Faria shows how he is, by the numbers, sticking to the game plan and what he knows. You’re in Sweden, your girlfriend is in Italy and you’re about to have sex with a girl you’ve been chasing, forget the bloody dishes.

And that’s how he’s coached in the last two big games England have lost in the World Cup and Euro 2004 quarter finals, he’s had his plan and been totally unable to react or change the team when the game has swung against England.
No improvisation and pretty predictable.

By BootsnAll | Permalink

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