What a pro

I think there is room for an expansion team in the Premiership…Bitches United. This team will feature only players who have revealed themsleves to be ‘greedy bitches’. Let’s see, who already has a spot besides Bellamy? Well there is Mark Viduka, Louis Saha and Scott Parker. What about giving Joe Cole a chance too.

Nicholas Anelka is right in there from the start.

Who else belongs in this dressing room?

Manager’s got to be Fergie. Robbie Fowler would partner Anelka up front, Steve McManaman could carry on doing nothing in midfield alongside Kieron Dyer and Harry Kewell.
Francis Jeffers and Dwight Yorke to keep the bench warm and Duncan Ferguson can spend even more time out injured on huge wages.

I think Bellamy’s agent Steve Horner remains in the dark about the bid and insisted he would not be travelling to the Midlands for talks until the situation was clarified to him and his client. He still awaiting confirmation from Newcastle that a bid has been accepted and until he receive it there is nothing he or Craig can do.

Fergie maybe. I was thinking Mourinho fits the ‘greedy bitch’ mold a little better.

Harry Kewl, nice inclusion…definitely only in it for the cash. What about Wayne Ronney? I think for a hometown boy he has definitely become a ‘greedy bitch’.

Christiano Ronaldo. I’m not a fan of this pretty princess, but at least he tries. Pencil him in for a possible buy in the next transfer window.

very nice