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A 31 year old man in Somerset has married a 70 year old woman, a little unusual but lets hope they live happily ever after.
Not sure I believe the quote where he says ‘when the lights are out, we’re under the covers and she takes her teeth out, it’s mindblowing’.
I like Tom Cruise as an actor, he’s had some great movies, but watching him and Katie Holmes announcing their engagement to the world’s press in Paris I couldn’t help thinking how staged and controlled they looked.
Maybe this ‘marriage’ is just a good idea his and her people came up with.
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I’m sitting here on my couch in Ponte Vedra, Florida, trying to think of something clever to say about this news. Nothing is coming to mind.
It’s strange to think about sleeping with a 70 year old woman. Although, I am sure it comes quite naturally for a 70 year old man.
Living in lap of luxery in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida, my wife, two small children and I go to the beach every week-end and every week-end I am amazed at the number of beautiful young women walking around in next to nothing. Likewise, there are many young fit men lurking about, as well, with their washboard stomachs and silly toothy grins, so at 39.75 years of age and 199 pounds, unevenly distributed, I am most certain I am entirely invisible to the young lasses, but for the sake of argument, lets allow one of these little birds to notice me–a lightly bronzed one with healthy lungs and a full set of teeth.
What might she think of crawling into the sack with the likes of me? Nevermind.
Obviously, I have nothing clever to say.
I support the war on terror and President Bush!
Gotta love the gummy hummer.
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