Daily Dose 03.09

* And the award for the dumbest person in Britain goes to the woman driver who was waiting at a train crossing, then turned left onto the tracks because her car satellite navigation told her to. Take her licence away if she’s that stupid.(DailyMail)

* Westminster Council to ban charity fundraisers from working the crowds in the West End. Good, there are way to many people chasing you for money on the streets or outside shops.(EveningStandard)

* Chelsea draw Valencia in the Champions League quarterfinals. Viva Los Che.(BBCSport)

* London’s top crime boss heading to the big house. Expect a Guy Ritchie movie on him next year.(Reuters)

* Hertfordshire police prove what a bunch of politically correct muppets they are by arresting eight schoolboys for shouting Yid Army (a Tottenham chant) at a teachers leaving party.(Telegraph)

* The top judge in England says murderers ar being jailed for too long and should be given shorter sentences. And the judiciary in England should be locked away in the nuthouse because they really are the lunatics running the asylum.(Metro)