Daily Dose 04.18

* David Beckham prepares for life in LA by getting ugly arse tattoo that covers his whole right arm.(DailyMail)

* Lawyer for one of the attempted 2005 London suicide bombers says his client actually saved lives because he failed to set his bomb off. What a hero.(SkyNews)

* Lord Woolf, the former Lord Chief Justice and most senior judge in England and Wales, says no one should go to jail unless they really deserve it. With lunatics like that in positions of power no wonder Britain’s in the shit.(EveningStandard)

* British Airways wins airline of the year award despite having problems matching pasengers with their luggage after flights.(ITVNews)

* Woodland Trust says spring is the new summer in the UK because of the early flowering of trees and shrubs and migrating birds coming earlier.(BBCNews)

* UK has the worst drug abuse in Europe.(DailyExpress)