* Builders hired to renovate flat in Docklands decide they like it so much they move in, change the locks, claim squatters rights and tell the owner to piss off and guess what the police can’t touch them(EveningStandard)
* Battersea Power Station gets go ahead for redevelopment in apartments and leisure complex(BBCNews)
* Firefighter loses part of finger using equipment trying to save trapped motorist, receives £3,000 compensation and the Fire Service spends five times that in court saying he should have left the guy to die on his own, crazy(DailyMail)
* Two thirds of offenders back in jail two years after release. If we didn’t let them out after they serve half their sentence we could save the money on the second trial and they’d still do the same time(Times)
* The former head of the Ministry of Defence’s UFO unit says ‘we’re wide open to alien attack’. No worries mate they’re all friends of Tom Cruise(Mirror)
* Council tax bills to go up by £100 to pay for more recycling, on top of the expected doubling of the bill due to house revaluations, plus the Olympic tariff. One day they’ll be riots against this council tax and I hope to be there(EveningStandard)
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