‘I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can’t deny, that when a girl walks in with itty bitty waist….’
I’ve heard of people having nose jobs, breast enlargements, penis enlargements and other assorted plastic surgery, but this is the first time I’ve seen a backside enlargement.
Is it common? I’d have thought most women over about thirty would be looking to shave a little off.
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Isn’t the 21st century great? Luckily my ass has been out there for a while..
Big boobs, big butts equal big appeal to many.
I sure as heck don’t need this. But knowing it’s available…I wonder…
Dear Twiggy,
I am bequeathing you US$5,000 for the cosmetic surgery of your choice. Why? Because you looked emaciated at our last family reunion. And you’ll never get hitched that way, Honey. I’m recommending either a boob job or a butt job, but the $5,000 will only cover one. Which do you choose? Please attach a photo of the new and improved you to my headstone so that I may truly, R.I.P.
Love always,
Uncle Smithers
It’s not that special, it’s mostly done by men in addition to the six pack at the front. Well, emancipation works to both sides.