by | August 13th, 2005
George Bush dies and goes to Hell. Jesus is harrowing Hell, however, and the Devil has to let a repentant soul out to let George in, and George is allowed to choose whom he will replace.
The Devil shows him a room where Nixon is impaled on a giant spike, and another where Hitler is tormented by devils, and a third where Bill Clinton writhes on a rack being orally attended to by Monica.
George considers: spike, devils, oral sex… hmm. He chooses the third room.
The Devil smiles. “Okay, Monica, you can go.”
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