Have we got a job for you

A Pakistani asylum seeker who can’t speak, read or write English, has won a council seat in Manchester for the Liberal Dumbasses.

Don’t be surprised if Tony Blair gets him to join Labour and fast tracks him into the cabinet, probably as Foreign Secretary, such is the Alice in Wonderland world of British politics.

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Nick | July 3rd, 2003 at 2:41 pm

Blair. What a joker! Upper class accent, the kind of voice and face that could get you into a lot of trouble in a Glasgow bar and a bouquet of champagne politics.

God must that guy have his head spun after morphing into Bush’s lapdog.

Good luck to him promoting anyone in his cabinet of horrors.

Joe E. | July 4th, 2003 at 1:48 am

Looks like the dude won the election fair and square.

Plus, it appears that he speaks the lingo of his constituants. If he goes to meetings, he will learn English pretty quickly.

And if those meetings are like I imagine, it will be mostly vulgar slang.

Chris | July 5th, 2003 at 8:59 pm

He could also have his asylum application turned down and be deported back where he came from.
While some of the people in that area speak his language the majority don’t.
Political parties know if it’s a ’safe’ seat they could put up a cardboard cutout and that would get elected.

To me the Liberal Democrats are among the worst panderer’s to anything pc.