Lardarse’s need not apply

The Army are relaxing their weight requirements for new recruits, obviously having trouble finding willing volunteers, to allow people with a Body Mass Index of 32 to join up.

I’ve always thought this BMI was a dumb way of measuring people’s condition, someone like England Rugby World Cup winner Lawrence Dallagio would have had to lose up to 30lbs to join and he has to be one of the fittest guys in the country.

Check out your BMI and see if it classes you as a porker, it’s telling me I’m in the overweight category.

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Even a fat-ass can fire a rocket. Just make them tech support, or in charge of the catering section.

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