A government department has calculated the value of Britain and everything in it as £5,000 billion. That’s £84,200 each.
One question, can I have mine now, I’m a bit short and have Christmas and holidays coming up. A cheque will be fine.
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Are you still playing my lotto numbers?
You should come gambling with me. I just won $350 in 45 min playing craps. Of course this doesn’t happen that often, but still…
Still playing them, but I’m thinking of sending you the money to play craps with.
I told you we needed new numbers. When I was playing craps, I wouldn’t stop rolling 8s. replace that with the number you like the least. Also, instead of me wishing I’d have three kids, replace that with one, since that’s more likely what I’ll end up with.If you want one more new number, replace five with 11. How’s that? We’ll be so much luckier. ![]()
OK I’m replacing your age,44,with 8,5’s out and 11 is in but 3’s staying put because that’s the magic number.
I wish I had £84,000!
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What about the soccer hooligans and other losers. Do they subtract money to account for those types?