Sold to the geek in the corner

I’m not sure you can get much for second-hand virginity. Incidentally, I wonder if she’ll be arrested for pandering and prostitution?

Probably not, but they’ll thinking about getting some tax out of her.

A hundred quid plus a brown bag and bottle of Jack should be your starting price.

What’s the brown bag for, to chuck up into or to shove on the head of the winning bid?

Yes, the bag would be to cover her face…just in case.