A couple have been attacked at an animal sanctuary in Caliente, California by two escaped chimpanzees and the man has had his face bitten off.
Its just occurred to me that this must be the reason Michael Jackson looks like he does.
Think about it, he’s in the secret den at Neverland one day and Bubbles just gets fed up with his inappropriate behaviour and takes a couple of Big Mac bites out of Jacko’s chops. That monkey hasn’t been seen for a long while.
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Nice one, hope the jury hear’s a few of these jokes.
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in
Here’s a selection of Micehael Jackson jokes.
http://www.laughnet.net/archive/jokes/jackson.htm