With friends like this….

That washed up old jellyfish, Jacques Chirac, has been having a crack at Britain to the leaders of Germany and Russia saying among other things ‘One cannot trust people whose cuisine is so bad’.

How a limp wristed streak of piss like Chirac thinks he knows anything about trust is beyond me, this guy would sell his grandmother to save his own neck.

Trust, Mr Chirac, is earned and you and your bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys haven’t earned anybody’s. Keep the Germans laughing Jacques and they might forget its time they invaded you again.

Here are a few quotes that Tony Blair can use the next time he meets Putin and Schroeder and wants to get a smile out of them.

“I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.” —General George S. Patton

“Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.” —Norman Schwartzkopf

“As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure.” —Jacques Chirac, President of France
“As far as France is concerned, you’re right.” —Rush Limbaugh

“The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.” —Regis Philbin


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Nick | July 5th, 2005 at 3:49 pm
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Dead jellyfish with Calais slim on. He’s a politician so most of what he says is posturing.

I must admit I like the French independent attitude to life, but please don’t critisize us mate.

It is interesting to note that France’s top military unit is composed entirely of foreigners.

http://www.foreignlegionlife.com/

Kath | July 8th, 2005 at 11:45 am
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One thing that struck me was the reference to the Germans. Why are the English so completely obsessed with Nazi Germany???? It is 50 years on and the German friends I have are anything but Hitler sympathisers. It was a tragic part of history but Europe has moved on since then and so has Germany.

Tobe | July 8th, 2005 at 12:31 pm
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Oh well, go on Chris. Now we all know the germans are all still Nazis (never knew that, concerning myself as a german), the french are all cowardly sissies (just because they didn’t brown-nose Bush and didn’t went with “hoo hooray” to Iraq), and the russians? Oh I’m sure you think they’re still commies, right?
Thank god, not every one in Britain thinks like you. Otherwise your island would be isolated from every other nation. Or it would be swallowed as the 51st state from your beloved big brother, the USA.

Troy Worman | July 9th, 2005 at 5:08 am
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Kath and Tobe! Here is a tip from Big Brother. If you are going to comment, read the post.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4649007.stm

Tobe | July 9th, 2005 at 9:43 am
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@Troy Worman: Did I miss something? It was a (not very funny) joke from an old man, for heavens sake. I always thought the british are famous for their humor, but what Chris writes shows more unreflected imbecile hate than a good sense of humor. It shows that Chris doesn’t understand anything: Offence causes offence, violence causes violence and war causes war. Will you understand someday and break the cycle, or are you intellectual still stuck in the stone-age (”He hit me, so I strike back. And my club is bigger than his, har, har!”)? I can only shake my head and agree with Chris’ Thread: “With friends like this…”



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